I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone off is fun as hell.
YOFSO

ben-c:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

i think my favourite part of this is “can we not do this again dave” because it makes me very curious as to dave’s previous shenanigans 

dahliasheng:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

elizabethrobertajones:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Supernatural AU where everything is the same except Castiel has the personality of Misha Collins.

So an AU where Destiel went canon in just under a week? :P

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proletarian-revolution:

wookieeoftheyear:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I wish I would have seen this a couple of days ago because a gentleman had a seizure in my store yesterday and only a couple of people knew how to respond. This is good information to know.

This is so important.

funniestpicturesdaily:

What a student gave to one of my teachers

funniestpicturesdaily:

What a student gave to one of my teachers

to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.


are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

syntheticimagination:

A bunch of previously unpublished fusions (except for the super-fluffy ampharia). One of these is not like the others ehehehe.

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist


puella-magi-diancie-magica

lacigreen:

yes-i-am-superlocked:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

This is unreal

JUST SAY HAPPY YOU FOOLS

gosh-i-love-a-r-r-0-w-s:

rouxx:

i cant get over this gif of sam super-kicking the winter soldier in the head

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HE JUST FUCKING GLIDED DOWN AND KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD.

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER